Apr
9
Jiu-Jitsu Zombies
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What if there were jiu-jitsu Zombies, and instead of eating your brains, they tried to submit you. They’d follow you around all day, in massive mobs of the dead trying to pull rear naked chokes on you, and if you tapped, you’d become a zombie too. I wouldn’t mind that world; I think I could live there.

I know you’re fond of “going slow” in jiu-jitsu, but zombies move too damn slow. I’ll arm lock any zombie you throw my way.
I’m talking about 21′st century Zombies–28 Days Later Zombies–those mofo’s are fast. I’m sure you could still armbar one.