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I’d like to write a modern day comic book ad like these ones—with sensational promises of magical powers, and butt kickery—any ideas.
Filed Under Uncategorized
I’d like to write a modern day comic book ad like these ones—with sensational promises of magical powers, and butt kickery—any ideas.
Want to learn how to command true respect in the tough streets of Ogden? Want to learn ferocious, bone snapping techniques capable of rendering hordes of vicious gang bangers, meat heads, and jocks defenseless? Well now you can!
Westside JiuJitsu Monk, Mark Johnson, is the Master Practitioner of Amazonian Brazilian Death Fighting Street-Jitsu! As an infant abandoned in the Amazon Jungle, Master Johnson was forced to quickly develop this secret, street-lethal art. His system enabled his frail, 18 month old body to subdue much larger and faster jungle animals.
After 40 years of refining the art, he has now brought this system to Ogden so you too can learn the techniques necessary to fend off tigers, anacondas, piranhas, and jungle warriors as Master Johnson did! Buy the Amazonian Brazilian Death Fighting Street-Jitsu DVD and in two short weeks you can be awarded the rank of Bone Destroyer by Master Johnson himself! Call now!
(sorry, I was bored this morning)
That’s FN awesome!