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Dec
17
The Pit Bull Sleeve
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Here is my idea for an ad to sell my jiu-jitsu sleeve-grip trainer. You know the one I use to strengthen my grip. I’ll call it the “Pit Bull” and it will retail for $49.95 or you can just rip off the sleeves of your old gi and make one yourself.
Then you too can have hands like pitbulls.
You can hold onto anything. You can make young punks cry just by grabbing their arms. You can crush bowling balls, and demolish bones just with your pit bull grip.
Yeh, the Pit Bull Sleeve will make me a millionaire! Order Now! and impress your freinds with the grip of a pit bull.
(That was fun, now only if it were real.)
There are some out there. They are the gi sleelves with attachments on the to hook them to a weight machine. On my friends list hit up Joe M. He has some and was telling me about them
you really should sell em. lower the price a bit, and eveyone will own em’. The Pit Bull sleve will be the new ipod.
I like that you have a six pack in the ad.
I do have a six pack, it’s just under six inches of fat, but it’s there.